Collection: Crushin' the Bare Minimum
For those of us who woke up, logged on, and called it a win.
This collection is your uniform for functioning just enough — oversized tees, sleeveless tanks, and sticker reminders that effort is relative.
Perfect for couch philosophers, emotionally distant gym rats, and anyone who celebrates doing the least with maximum style.
Because sometimes surviving is the vibe.
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Oversized and Underachieving
Regular price From $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $40.00 USD -
No Sleeves, No Standards
Regular price From $33.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $33.00 USD -
No Sleeves, No Standards
Regular price From $32.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $32.00 USD -
Bare Minimum, Maximum Denim Hat
Regular price $27.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $27.00 USD -
Crushin' the Bare Minimum Sticker
Regular price From $4.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $4.50 USD -
Oversized and Underachieving
Regular price From $40.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price From $40.00 USD -
Crushin' the Bare Minimum Car Decal
Regular price $7.50 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $7.50 USD





