By submitting content to Big Roaches, you agree to the following:

• You grant us permission to use, modify, adapt, publish, and sell the submitted content (quotes, phrases, or ideas) without additional compensation unless you are selected as a winner.
• We will never use your quote without permission unless we choose it as part of the contest or contact you about a future collaboration.
• If you are selected, we may lightly modify your submission to fit design/tone needs — you’re still the idea parent, we’re just the chaotic stepparent.
• You will be credited (if you want), and paid if selected ($100 via PayPal/Venmo + free shirt).
• You affirm that the content you submit is original and does not violate any intellectual property or copyrights.
• We reserve the right to not print anything that violates our platform guidelines or local laws — even if it’s funny as hell.
• You agree not to be a little bitch about this.