Roach of the Quarter

Pitch the Problem

Have you ever said something so unhinged, so deeply funny, or so wrong it deserves to be on a shirt?
Yeah? Us too. That’s why we’re opening the floor. This is your chance to put your chaos where your mouth is.

Every quarter, we’ll pick one quote from the community and turn it into a real piece of Big Roaches merch.
We’ll put it in the store. We’ll give you credit. You’ll get free stuff. And most importantly, you’ll become part of the infestation.

How to Submit

Use the form below to drop your quote.

Tell us where/why/how it came to be (optional, but we love the lore).

Sit back and wait for the hive to decide.

Quote Submission

If You Win

We’ll turn your quote into a design, in full Roaches style.

You’ll get:

  • A free shirt (duh)
  • A $100 payout via PayPal/Venmo
  • Your name (or alias) on the story card, if you want
  • You’ll also be crowned “Roach of the Quarter”, which sounds worse than it is.

Fine Print

Submitting a quote means we can use it (with or without edits).

  • If we don’t pick it, we don’t use it. If we do pick it, we make it ours.
  • If you plagiarize someone else or submit AI-generated trash, we’ll block your IP and roast you publicly.

Full legal terms below.

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