Sip slowly. The colony is watching.

Start your day with a hot cup of caffeine and cold existential dread. This white glossy mug features nothing but the Big Roaches wordmark — no quotes, no gimmicks, just quiet, creeping brand energy.

• Ceramic and shiny, like your eyes after 3 hours of sleep
• Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you definitely won’t hand wash
• Holds coffee, tea, regret, or conspiracy

Subtle enough for work, weird enough for your kitchen cult.