You’ve tried. God knows you’ve tried. But sometimes being a good dog means chewing through your leash and growling at the void in style.

The Faded Good Dog Tee is for those walking the fine line between “who’s a good boy?” and “you little piece of sh*t.” Featuring soft 100% cotton, a slouchy oversized fit, and the perfect washed-out hue that screams “I definitely peed on the rug but I’m still morally superior to my ex.”

Wear it on your redemption arc. Or your relapse. Either way, you’ll look absolved.

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