Heel? Never Heard of Her.

You’re not a bad dog.
You’re just a boy. And boys? Kind of dumb. Not your fault; it’s biology. You try. You really do. Sometimes you even sit when you're told.

This shirt is for the chaotic mutts out there giving it 60% at best. You drool a little. You bark at ghosts. You chase things you shouldn’t; but your tail still wags.

Not obedient. Not emotionally evolved. But technically not feral either.
You’re doing your best. Kinda.

And if you are a good boy… who cooked there?

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