You barked. We listened.

This jacket is for the dogs who chew drywall, chase ghosts, and still expect a treat. A structured denim staple embroidered with your alibi: you’re not a menace; you’re misunderstood. Pair it with shame. Or pride. Or both.

The motto? Fuck you, I’m a good dog.
The energy? Chaotic neutral in a thunder shirt.

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