Finally, a bag with the same energy as your brain: chaotic, overpacked, and somehow waterproof.

The Infestation Pouch is your on-body survival kit for festivals, breakdowns, quick exits, and suspicious vacations. Made from water-resistant fabric and stitched with 100% delusion, it’s just the right size to hold your phone, wallet, gum you won’t share, and whatever emotional baggage didn’t fit in therapy this week.

Perfect for:
Roach girlies on the run
Sneaking snacks into brunch
Avoiding eye contact at TSA

Includes an inner pocket for secrets (or lip gloss) and dual zippers so both your personalities can open it at once. Strap it up and embrace your hands-free villain era.

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