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Insecurities and Immaturities Shorts

Insecurities and Immaturities Shorts

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These aren't just shorts. These are a soft reset. A mental health nap for your thighs. A light purple grid of poor decisions and fast-drying denial.

The “Insecurities and Immaturities” shorts were made for the kind of movement that starts at a breakdown and ends in brunch. Whether you’re ghosting your therapist, speed walking from your problems, or just deeply committed to looking emotionally unwell in a matcha line; these are for you.

Breathable like your excuses
Moisture-wicking like your therapist's forehead
Pockets for snacks, secrets, or your astrological birth chart
UPF50+ because even the sun is judging you

You might not heal in these. But you will look self-aware while spiraling.
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