You can’t sit with us — unless you’re wearing this hat.

Soft as your delusions and stitched with just enough ego, this corduroy cap says “I’m better than you” in the most approachable way. The vintage texture gives “cool art teacher who definitely judges your music taste,” while the gold buckle lets you flex quietly.

Sun? Wind? Weird vibes? This hat blocks 'em all.
Adjustable. Iconic. Radically exclusive..

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